Lucy Pinder Is Nuts

 Nuts, quite possibly the best magazine on the face of the earth, just recently featured the most amazingly delightful British pinup model Lucy Pinder on its cover. She may be the love of my life. Between the enormous... personality... and the fire engine red lipstick, I think she is my new woman. So BACK OFF. I'm going to be sending her my homemade birthday cake recipe first, losers. I'll show you how to impress a woman